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Entertainment: Max Point Value Attainable = 120.

Characters (How well the characters in the film are able to grab and hold attention, appeal to the masses, and excite senses): Max Point Value Attainable: 45.


Entertaining Portrayal (How well does an actors portrayal of his character keep you wanting more scenes with the and desiring more knowledge about them):
                Any Prime Character: 1-5
                Any Prime Character: 1-5
                Rest of cast: 1-5


Likeability/Respect (How well do you like the protagonists and their acquaintances. How much do you respect/like/relate to the antagonists and secondary characters. Note: Antagonists are not usually meant to be liked, but disliking is a delicate thing. If you passionately hate an antagonist because he is weak or craven...that is a 0, not a 5.)
                Any Prime Character: 1-5
                Any Prime Character: 1-5
                Rest of Cast: 1-5


Depth (On a scale from 2 dimensionally flat, to 3-dimensionally well rounded, to unfathomably deep and gripping, how do the characters incite thought and emotion in you):
                Any Prime Character: 1-5
                Any Prime Character: 1-5
                Rest of Cast: 1-5

Story (How well can the story entertain, amaze, or touch): Max Point Value Attainable: 45.


Action (Does the movie flow seamlessly and avoid dragging. In Action movies, is the action innovative, heart stopping, and well contrived):
                Pace: 1-5
                Attention Keeping Ability: 1-5
                Lack of Unnecessary Filler: 1-5
 

Facets (Is the story convoluted without being confusing. Surprise and twist. Create many questions and give satisfactory answers…or in some cases…non-answers. Does it keep you guessing.)
                Mystique: 1-5
                Unexpected Occurrences: 1-5
                Well-Designed Unraveling: 1-5


Emotion: (Can it tug on the heart strings without being melodramatic. Cold, Melodramatic, Touching, Soul stirring, Make a Grown Man Cry. OR Does the story burn with passion…not necessarily romantic passion...so well that the embers even glow in the viewer. OR does the movie leave you feeling fulfilled and thoughtful after watching the protagonist(s) go through their trials)
                Soul Stirring: 1-5 or N/A
                Passion: 1-5 or N/A
                Fulfillment: 1-5 or N/A (You may have one N/A and double the value of highest stat if you see fit)

Sensory Candy: Max Point Value Attainable: 30.


Special Effects (Make up, CGI, etc): 1-10.

Soundtrack or Score (Fitting or well chosen, well composed or good quality, use within the scenes): 1-10

Cinematography (Does the use of cameras, scenery, wardrobe, shots evoke awe and beauty): 1-10.

Take the total number and multiply by .84.
97-100: A+
90-96: A
85-89: A-
80-84: B+
73-79: B
66-72: B-
61-65: C+
55-60: C
50-54: C-
35-49: D
Below: F

 


Artistic Merit: Max Point Value Attainable = 180


Characters: Max Point value Attainable = 75
Acting (How well do the actors play the roles they've been given. Are they creative and adventurous without losing the essence of the role? Are they going through the motions are obviously embracing the role?)
                Any Prime Character: 1-10
                Any Prime Character: 1-10
                Rest of Cast: 1-5
 

Pinocchio Syndrome (Are the characters living, breathing creations. Is their existence realistic even in a fictional world? Or are they hollow wooden puppets acting out the scenes and lacking any true crafting)
                Any Prime Character: 1-10
                Any Prime Character: 1-10
                Rest of Cast: 1-5
 

Intelligence (Do the actions, ideals, and events around the characters evoke philosophical, spiritual, or social thought? How smart are characters. Intellectual, streetwise, worldwise, spiritual, heartwise etc. Stupid characters may be humorous or mildly entertaining, but they rarely make art. Note: A simpleton like Lennie possesses heartwise. Stupid characters are like…Deuce Bigalow.)
                Any Prime Character: 1-10
                Any Prime Character: 1-10
                Rest of Cast: 1-5

Story: Max Point Value Attainable = 75
Plot (Is the story one that cried out to be told. Non-Fiction/Based on: Was the event or original done justice. Fiction: What is the lifespan of this story in your heart, soul and mind.)
                “Non-Fiction/Based On” Justice: 1-10 or N/A
                “Non-Fiction/Based On” Life Span: 1-5 or N/A
                Fiction Emotional Life Span: 1-5 or N/A
                Fiction Spiritual Life Span: 1-5 or N/A
                Fiction Intellectual Life Span: 1-5 or N/A
                Overall: 1-10
                You must have X out of 25 points here.
 

Messages Conveyed (1: Pointless drivel. 2: Overpowering preachy. 3: Cliché message. 4: Cliche message uniquely portrayed or unique message portrayed with slight imperfection. 5: Groundbreaking and flooring in its statement): 1-10


Intelligence (Just like the characters within the story, does the story itself have the makings of introspective philosophizing or cultural discussion. Do historical recountings teach as well as touch. Do real life fictions force us to taste truth and a way of life strange and unfamiliar to us. Are horrors handled masterfully enough for us to peer through doors of true terror and understand fear. Do sci-fi/fantasy/adventure films show richness and depth in worlds, cultures, histories, and transpirings. Do comedies go beyond common sophomoricism and produce intelligent and witty laughs)
                Philosophical Projections: 1-10
                Cultural Discussion Ability: 1-10.
                Latent Overall Intelligence: 1-10
                Genre Specific Intelligence: 1-10

Aesthetics (The same as Sensory Candy but groundbreaking methods and masterful execution that transcend entertainment are what need to be focused on): Max Point Value Attainable = 30.
                Effects: 1-10
                Soundtrack or Score: 1-10
                Cinematography: 1-10.

Take the total number and multiply by .55.
97-100: A+
90-96: A
85-89: A-
80-84: B+
73-79: B
66-72: B-
61-65: C+
55-60: C
50-54: C-
35-49: D
Below: F


For overall score just add Art and Entertainment and divide by 2. I thought it was going to end up more complicated than that…but I just wanted to ensure that an A+ Entertainment movie had to have at least a C+ to have a chance of getting an A- Overall.

Some of the quantification may be a bit skewed at the moment…but this is a good rough draft.

Conversion Scale for Rotten Tomatoes and any 0-100 Scale:

10 = A+: 95-100
10 = A: 90-94
9 = A-: 81-90
8 = B+: 71-80
7 = B: 61-70
6 = B-: 51-60
5 = C+: 41-50
4 = C: 31-40
3 = C-: 21-30
2 = D: 11-20
1 = F: 1-10