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Van Helsing is the first big budget blockbuster to
cross our screen for this season's summer flicks. It's expensive and flashing,
boasting a great cast and promising to thrill millions. It follows in the same
footsteps as Spider-Man in 2002 and X2: X-Men United in 2003. Studios set it up
to gear up the audiences for this summer's massive movie lineup. But did it
fail?
Van Helsing is the tale of a man chosen by God and the Vatican to destroy all
the unholy entities that roam the streets of Europe. Not surprisingly, all of
these unholy entities are characters from Romantic/Victorian literature, which
is where Van Helsing came from. In this particular tale, Van Helsing must
destroy Dracula and meets many a strange creature in the process. We learn about
werewolves and vampire offspring as well as Frankenstein's monster. There is
love and intrigue and, of course, some comedy. Originally meant to be the sequel
to Bram Stoker's Dracula, this film rises up from the ashes of a world-weary
tale and creates a new super hero who will save us from the creations of mad men
and demons. Thank goodness Anthony Hopkins did not reprise his role, else we
would never have what we do.
The CGI is spectacular, the casting is choice, and the only scene lacking is the
very end. Captive Audience Productions has done a stellar job creating the
werewolves and vampires, and, dare I say, Frankenstein's monster. The
integration was such that the characters were believably real without being too
over the top. Of course, there were a few instances where the CGI quality fell
through, but overall, it was a great leap for the CGI department. Every year
they are making greater and greater advances and the films are becoming more
impressive, yet fans are still rebelling against this advance in on-screen
technology. But without CGI how would you show the amazing transformation effect
of the werewolf when he tears off his skin to reveal his fur and his fur falling
off to reveal skin? It's an amazing sight that could hardly have been duplicated
without this advancement.
Speaking of werewolves and skin. The adaptation of the stories is very pleasing.
Personally, I love the story of Frankenstein's monster and it is always
wonderful to see a new adaptation or twist. I have heard from a little bird that
many members of the audience did not like these "corruptions" of the text. And
to you I say "BAH!" Where would monster movies be without corruption of the
text? Abbott and Castello meet Frankenstein? Besides, the film never boasts that
it is an adaptation, and to go even farther, there is no official text to base
Van Helsing on aside from the character of Abraham Van Helsing in Bram Stoker's
Dracula, who is a far different creature to be sure. The blending of these
famous horror characters is respectable and allow the overlapping of their
stories to be plausible if not exactly probable. Considering Stoker and Mary
Shelley knew each other and there is no official source text for werewolves, but
a long history of vampires and werewolves, I felt the stories were woven
together in a way that made everything fit very nicely. Sure Underworld dealt
with the rivalry between vampires and werewolves, but Van Helsing does not do
only that. It furthers the myths about the relationship between vampires and
werewolves and is only harkening back to classic mythos.
While the writing was somewhat sub par and very action-flick oriented, the cast
still turned up aces. Fears that Hugh Jackman and Richard Roxburgh would carry
with them their past film luggage were put aside when all you can see before you
is the characters they are portraying. It was only fitting to have Jackman be
Wolverine in X2 and have him be a werewolf in this film. Actually, I felt he did
an even better job as Van Helsing and he shed his wolverine skin easily. It was
enjoyable watching him on the screen for two hours and I was not cringing from
his over-abrasive nature that can be seen in his character in X-Men.
Roxburgh, while not over the top, embodied enough of the Dracula charm to make
him believable. He was no sniveling Duke, but a magical Count who has all the
right moves and knows all the right things to say to bring his means to an end
to life.
Kate Beckinsale also played a pivotal role and delivers as Anna Valerious, the
last in a long line of men and women who have sworn to kill Dracula. Her accent
feels forced, but the most important thing to remember is the region in which
this film takes place, so it's hard to fault her for trying. Her outfits were
also a tad too modern for my taste, but they did the job well.
The only other character I need comment on is Faramir, I mean David Wenham. He
plays Van Helsing's overly brainy friar sidekick Carl. Some might compare him to
"Q" from James Bond, but that's only for a brief second when he gives Van
Helsing some neato weapons. He reminds me of Eve from The Mummy, a bumbling
genius sidekick who only has scholarship on their mind. Let's just remember he's
a stock character and I was very disappointed to see Wenham playing such a lame
persona after playing the honorable Faramir. His lines were always cheesy and
over the top and while he had some very enjoyable scenes, he downright
borderline ruins the film.
The character Carl and the ending of this film are the only two points about the
film that leave much to be desired. These are clear flaws in the
directing/writing skills of Stephen Sommers. We can only assume that the overly
cheesy sentimental ending was slapped on in honor of his father, who we are to
assume is dead, since the film is dedicated to him and the ending is seeing
people in heaven. I think some of this tension might come from the fact that I
was never really impressed with his ability to create well-rounded characters in
The Mummy series. Eve always pushed the wrong buttons on my likeability scale
and in the first film she really made me want to reach through the screen and
strangle her. In the second film, her brother becomes more of nuisance that he's
worth and is only there to drive the comedic value of the plot. All the flaws of
The Mummy series are present here in Van Helsing.
Van Helsing works as the first blockbuster film of the season. It delivers an
action-packed tale with lots of quality CGI and special effects. If you're going
to complain about believability, you can stay at home, because the whole premise
for this film is decidedly absurd. But despite its sometimes-corny dialogue and
exaggerated characters, the film is quite enjoyable and will even make you
forgive the errors on the part of the bumbling Carl. So grab your popcorn and
drag along a friend. This is worth an evening out.